About Me

I’m female, tall (5′ 9″), and pretty much pure white, like an albino — except for my blue eyes. White, white skin, and (naturally) white hair.

Birthday!
Birthday!

I’m a full-throttle Atheist: I think the god of the Torah makes Hannibal Lecter look like Little Bo Peep, 

I am the LORD. Now, go kill all the Amalekites!
I am the LORD. Now, go kill all the Amalekites!

I’m Scots on both sides of the family (clans Buchanan, MacIntosh, and MacLean).

Clans

I’ve always been a scientist and a skeptic — even when I was a wee slip of a child, I grew exasperated with children who thought their teddy bears were alive (hey, I never said I was tactful).

It's Just a Plush Toy, honey.
It’s Just a Plush Toy, honey.

I started in Chemistry,

but ended up in Applied Mathematics (specifically Fluid Mechanics).

Navier-Stokes
Navier-Stokes

I have a passion for Math that is only equalled by my unbridled lust for Jake Gyllenhaal (brilliant, tall, and available!)

All beefcakey on the
All beefcakey on the “Prince of Persia” set. I can’t even …

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